it only seems kinky the first time

I work at a hotel setting up and operating audio visual equipment for our guests. A presenter at a recent medical conference spoke for 45 minutes. He wore a wireless microphone on his lapel and he stood with his back to the audience as he read his entire PowerPoint presentation verbatim as it appeared on the screen.

As an added indignity, he highlighted each word as he spoke it with a laser pointer that someone had given him.